Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• left-handed guitar
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Inverted Cheese Chewbaccadiddles Off The Left Hand
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You have far too much time on your hands
• My hands knew him
• All I have left to lose
• left hand rule
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• But I have seen the sun just once
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I love you but I have to let you go
• left handed
• left hand
• Concerto for the Left Hand
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Right handed, or left handed?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• My hands have lost their memory
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Fight Clubs I have known
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• left hand trick
• left hand disease
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• left hand path
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Left Hand Solution
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• The Left Hand of Darkness
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• The three ring binder Vs. the left handed
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The Black Veil
• You have the whole world in your hands
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Left Hand Brewing Company
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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