Findings:

• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I'm not racist but...
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• One last desperate hope
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• We're one, but we're not the same
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm Only Sleeping
• They think I'm a god
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Exactly Where I'm At
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Being a dickhead
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but these are only ripples
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• they carry but they do not understand
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow

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