Findings:

• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• These are the places you changed me
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• Cats don't have brakes
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• A reason to drink
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• So you don't have to
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Ice Girls Don't
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• He's been places they have not.
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• These are bad places to look for rubies
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to remember my name
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• don't spend it all in one place
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a television set
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You have your own places to go.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• you don't have to do this
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Working at an ice cream place
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Santa Carla
• Carla Meninsky
• carlas (user)
• Carla Turoff (user)
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Pandeism, aka, "you oughta try these mushrooms"
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• don't shoot the messenger

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