Findings:

• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• English language letter frequencies
• You could be so delicious
• you could be asking questions
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• California English Language Development Test
• The English Language
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I could be someone
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Examples of the inadequacy of the English Language
• English as a Second Language
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• English As A Second F*cking Language
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Could Be Anywhere
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• She could be a businesswoman
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The second chance you give could be your last
• We could all be blind
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• The English language is based on a series of misunderstandings
• English is the hot dog of languages
• The Ten Commandments revised
• the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The mountain could be home
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Things that could be
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Germany could not be appeased
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Politics and the English Language
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• anyone could be your brand new love
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Cambridge Grammar of the English Language
• English is not a Romance language
• The twelve words of power
• English as a World Language
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• English is a living language
• English language
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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