Findings:

• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• we couldn't find the address
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It couldn't hurt
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• phone
• cellular phone
• Mobile phone
• cell phone
• pay phone
• rotary phone
• cordless phone
• phone cord
• phone book
• Phone number
• phone tag
• an interrupted phone call
• phone in well
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Star Phone
• shoe phone
• bat phone
• phone booth
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• late night phone calls
• phone firewall
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• Knife fight in a phone booth
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• car phone
• At a pay phone outside a convenience store in East Fooville
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Stadium Cell Phone Clowns
• web phone
• phone tree
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• strangest phone call
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• BT Phone boxes
• clue phone
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Phone Genius 2000
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Soft phone
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Phone number rhythm
• Prominent mobile phone syndrome
• Dream Phone
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Confessions of a Former Phone Sex Operator
• Nokia mobile phone serial number
• Tearing a phone book in half
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Probably the most useful phone number in England
• how to short out a phone line
• The at work phone voice
• Mojave Desert Phone Booth
• phone voice
• The end of the world phone voice
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• Yo, this is def, number 3 on the phone!
• "Per se" and the Mobile Phone Syndrome
• mobile phones for Section 8 Housing
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• cellular phone gun
• When phone systems attack
• Shopping Guide for Cordless Phones
• playing Sinatra on the phone
• phone (user)
• cell phone programming
• Cell phone holder
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• ghetto phones
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Does that phone taste good?
• phone sex lines
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• pubic phone
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Cell Phone Radiation
• phone sex
• Phone in if you know the answer
• A.I. Interactive phone numbers
• cellular phones as high-priority interrupts
• single phone ring
• Phone solicitors
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Phone conversations filled with innuendo & unrequited lust
• Fear of mobile phones
• How to tap a phone
• Could AOL phone home?
• phone box
• Composing your own ringtones for a Nokia mobile phone
• Recycling mobile phones
• Until the phone rings
• Phone Losers of America
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• mobile phone snatching
• Phone sexed
• How to add a second phone line
• Sue's special brown phone
• phone phreak
• The Phone Call
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• E.T. phone home
• The hidden dangers of mobile phone use
• Ditch your tone phone. Go rotary!
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• Future phone
• Buying a cell phone
• Supernatural cell phone
• mobile phone etiquette
• Camera phone
• Sports Illustrated Football Phone
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
• The Phone Read Silent
• A Story about a Phone Call
• NSA phone record database

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