Findings:

• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who don't read
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Type A blood
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Capitalize, please
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Know your pets
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Using a command line
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• The dog who would not move
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have the time
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Dog bite
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Dog bites man, film at eleven
• Man bites dog - that's news
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Girls Who Bite Back
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• tree bites dog
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't believe in people
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The dog who would not come in
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't have a television set
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• The dog who would not back off
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Baptist jokes
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• A reason to drink
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• You don't have to remember my name
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• People don't flail when they die
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Stoned music memories
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children

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