Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't tread on me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ask Me Why
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Please Don't Bury Me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Ask me about Loom
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't ask don't tell
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• They asked me to write a letter
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Tell Me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't quote me on that
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't call me white
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Somebody once asked me...
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Dont come near me (user)
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Don't Make Me Think
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't @ me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't call me Debbie
• customers don't trust me
• let me ask (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't call me Asian
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The question nobody asks
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• My God, don't tempt me!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• They Don't Want Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Don't Pass Me By
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't wait up for me
• I asked her not to forget me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't send me roses
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• breathe and ask questions
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• so ask me, ask me, ask me
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.

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