Findings:

• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Shoot the Piano Player
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Women want me when I'm taken
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't tread on me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't Pass Me By
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't tell me about her
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Don't tell me everything
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't Tell Me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't let me die nervous
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't leave me alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't @ me
• don't blame me for your anger
• don't shoot the hand of god
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't call me white
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Being a dickhead
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Give Me Names
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me Asian
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't send me roses
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't Make Me Think
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• the way you don't look at me
• don't shoot the messenger
• customers don't trust me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't call me Debbie
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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