Findings:

• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Ask Me Why
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't leave me alone
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't tell me about her
• Ask me about Loom
• Don't Tell Me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• They asked me to write a letter
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Don't send me roses
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't call me white
• Don't tread on me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't Blame Me
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• They Don't Want Me
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Somebody once asked me...
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• the way you don't look at me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't @ me
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't call me Debbie
• customers don't trust me
• let me ask (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't call me Asian
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't tell me everything
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• They don't touch me the same way
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• My God, don't tempt me!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Ask Me Anything
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Pass Me By
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I asked her not to forget me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Dont come near me (user)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Dont come near me. (user)
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't know how to smile
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• so ask me, ask me, ask me

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