Findings:
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- How to be an asshole
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Don't Be Afraid
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to be alone
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't be sad
- don't be absurd (user)
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't want to be successful
- Don't Be Evil
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- I don't need to be loved by you
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Dance-floor asshole
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be all that you can be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- Not to be taken internally
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- begging to be loved
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- be seeing you
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- good reasons to be content
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- To God Be the Glory
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