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• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• he is too shy to write his tale
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't work at a golf course
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Love the one you don't need
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• No one says anything important during the day
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Capitalize, please
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Helping people cheat
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I don't believe in anything
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• He don't know
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• I hold you where no one else can go
• because I am only half of what you need
• It don't mean anything moves
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Anything Else
• I married him because he was not mean
• Chest Rockwell seeks only the finest in well dressed gentlemen
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Rape committed by women
• A reason to drink
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• don't spend it all in one place
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• I don't want to go back to work
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• One of the guys
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• He's a good guy friend
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't know what else to do
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• i've worked very hard to become so
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up

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