Findings:

• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're never around when I need you
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• You know you're in the SCA when
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You know you're a geek when...
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When You're Evil
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When the Boat Comes In
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Stoned music memories
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• The Boat That Rocked
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• People don't flail when they die
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When you're home alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're alone
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Swing when you're winning
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• I just don't know when to quit.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You know you're blacked out when...
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Only when you're older
• You're pretty when you cry
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Little wooden boats
• boat
• Boat shell
• Masoola boat
• Banana Boat
• A Boat, Beneath A Sunny Sky
• Torture of the Boats
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Elian Gonzalez vs. Chinese Boat Refugees
• Simply messing about in boats
• slow boat to China
• For a boat of white bone, and we three
• PT Boat
• Riverside Boat Club
• bottom the boat
• The Boat Who Wouldn't Float
• The Cloak, The Boat, and The Shoes
• dragon boat races
• Row, row, row your boat
• Where Go the Boats?
• My Bed is a Boat
• Loch Tay Boat Song
• I dream of boats
• Boat Memory
• The Impressive and Wonderful Paper Boat Story
• The Oxford-Cambridge Varsity Boat Race
• The Solar Boat
• The Varsity Boat Race 2003
• Bangkok canal boats
• jet boat
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Large Boat (user)
• The Magic Boat
• Swift boat
• Swift Boat Veterans for Truth
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• A boat does not care about its wake
• torpedo boat
• Mackinaw boat
• Blueberry Boat
• Solar Boat
• boat (user)
• Life is like a boat
• Catalina flying boats
• roller boat
• University Boat Race
• I need to build a boat before I die
• boats (user)
• Slave boat (user)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf

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