Findings:

• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Don't @ me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't mind if you forget me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't call me Asian
• customers don't trust me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't tell me about her
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• The cops and me
• Don't quote me on that
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• They don't touch me the same way
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't Pass Me By
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't let me die nervous
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Can't change me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Where you can't find me
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't call me white
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't call me Debbie
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Don't tread on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't tell me everything
• They Don't Want Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't send me roses
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• the way you don't look at me
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• hot and bothered
• What is conflict, and why bother to resolve it?
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• Cold Winds are Calling Me
• can't happen
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind

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