Findings:

• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The Woman Who Fell to Earth
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Grilling can cause cancer
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The man who can fix anything
• a woman who fell through the cracks
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• The Woman Who Loves Giraffes
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Who can know it?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• The woman who walked in a straight line
• a woman who knows nothing
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
• People who don't read
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• She's the kind of woman who
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• people who don't exist
• The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Warrior's Woman
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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