Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't trust Yelp
• Democrats don't trust machines
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They Don't Want Me
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Vampires don't smoke
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't trust everything you see
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They don't know what I've done
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I Don't Trust Barley
• Rape committed by women
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• People don't flail when they die
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• They don't understand my tea
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• customers don't trust me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Death, Loot & Vampires
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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