Findings:
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- How to get an A on your English paper
- Lovely writer. Terrible person.
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- 15 will get you 20
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The bomber will always get through
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- And in time all this will pass
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- Time will pass. Will you?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- It will be good when I am leader
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- It will get better
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Shower Kletic
- At least things can't get any worse
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Life will get easier
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- This Time Will Pass
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- When will the internet eradicate paper?
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- I am not a real person
- I am that person I was watching
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- Even the dead will not be safe
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Our stories will surprise even our selves.
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Working Class Zero (user)
- we can get along even though we disagree
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I am not playing a zero sum game
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- The least I can get away with
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- You will get yours
- The Penitent Man Will Pass
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- The problem of the least deserving person in Hell and the least deserving person in Heaven
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- five will get you ten
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I am a nice person
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- You Am I
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- Division by Zero
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
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