Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Everybody Hated The French
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Tell them I hate them!
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Fuck them all but the six
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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