Findings:

• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Excuse me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• just hold me, and let me weep
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• How television car chases influenced me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Have One On Me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• New York City: What my sister told me
• find me
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• You want me to become what?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Ignorance is no excuse
• /me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Spontaneous Me
• me (user)
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• It's all Greek to me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Stand by Me
• Me and My Shadow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Someone to Watch over Me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• They had been expecting me
• Urinal Cakes and Me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Call if you need me
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Pedro and Me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• /me (user)
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Pick Me, Honey!
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• Office me
• Marry Me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Despicable Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• What golf has taught me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• call me garbage one more time
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• Free to Be, You and Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Windows ME
• Leave me
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• My Company Trusts Me
• bare with me
• hand me downs
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• They Know Me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Me Against the World
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Calgon, take me away
• Against Me!
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Pentax ME Super
• Chica Me Tipo
• Call me Anna
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• kill me (user)

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