Findings:

• food fight
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Now I'm Nothing
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Five Years
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• When the Year Grows Old
• Music was better in the old days
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• The Last Five Years
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• five year mission
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• One year old
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• You may now feel old
• 20 Years in the Dakota
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Five years, three refractions
• Five Years to the Day...
• 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Twenty five years in the trenches
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Five Million Years to Earth
• The first five years of the war on terror
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm not old enough to love you
• now I'm down in it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 20 Years of Dischord
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• 16 year old
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I am eighteen years old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• When I was ten years old
• 15 years old
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
• Google's 20 year Usenet archive
• September 20, 1999
• November 20, 1999
• Creation 2.0
• January 20, 2000
• July 20, 1969
• Deuteronomy 20
• 1 Samuel 20
• February 20, 2000
• Dream Log: February 20, 2000
• 2 Samuel 20
• 1 Kings 20
• 2 Kings 20
• March 20, 2000
• Dream Log: March 20, 2000
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• %20
• USB 2.0
• A Letter to Grant Richards, February 20, 1906
• Psalm 20
• Matthew 20
• April 20, 2000
• Dream Log: April 20, 2000
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 20
• Moby Dick - Chapter 20
• Luke 20
• John 20
• May 20, 2000
• Acts 20
• Dream Log: May 20, 2000
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 20
• The Antichrist: Chapter 20
• WoOz: 20 The Dainty China Country
• Unicode 2.0
• October 20, 1854
• 2.0
• The Swank Tiger (sonnet 20)
• June 20, 2000
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 20
• Tao Te Ching 20
• Why 20 multicolor floppies = 25 red floppies = 30 gray disks in price
• Revelation 20
• Augsburg Confession - Article 20
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 20
• July 20, 2000
• March 20, 2001
• Classical Mythology: Table 20
• 20' to 2000
• The Transformers #20
• April 20
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Emma - Chapter 20
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 20
• May 20, 2001
• Dream Log: May 20, 2001
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 20
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
• June 20, 2001
• Dream Log: June 20, 2001
• September 20, 1765

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