Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The Man who Loved Islands
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Type A blood
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• They Love Each Other
• Love & Sex
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• You filthy monkey
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I will stitch your heart together with filthy twine and sex
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Love, it's who you know.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• This is the only love
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Know your pets
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The Cat and Monkey Love Story
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Knots I have known and loved
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Only Angels Have Wings
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How to have lesbian sex
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• The girl you fell in love with
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• you, who maddened my soul with love
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Of Love and Other Demons
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• Love is the Only Law
• I love paying for sex
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Astro-Creep: 2000, Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs
• Who do you love?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Words that only have one context
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Using a command line
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Animals people have sex with
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Actors who have played Hitler
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• You, standing
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Sex with a chicken

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