Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Finally! No more pain! I have what I want! Now I can just enjoy it and live life to the max!"

• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Stoned music memories
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no faith in your God
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Can we all just get along?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The life you can save
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can no longer tell you
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I hold you where no one else can go
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Can I have a light?
• No evil can happen
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Nothing can stop me now
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• we can all just be around other people
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• This poem can be put off no longer
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Finally we are no one
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Enjoy Life
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• institutions have lives of their own
• I have no complaint
• I have no hair
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No one can be totally logical
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The Library Book
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• old books can tell more than one story
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Japan That Can Say No
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I can quit any time I want
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• No one can be in two places at once
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Ezekiel, my heart is dry, can it yet live?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• How much more can we bear?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.

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