Findings:
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- Getting free computer parts
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to prevent records from warping
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How far are you from anything?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Instructions for iPhone apps and how to sell it for profit
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- How to make money from the internet
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- How might a star taste?
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- They Might Be Giants
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- There was a young woman from Leeds
- How to steal from your work
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How to jump into water from a height
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Improving your chess game
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- An American in Tours
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- How to wean kids from TV
- Getting free pizza
- seedless grapes
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to node from work
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- Removing wax from clothing
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- Letters From a Young Contrarian
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- They Flee From Me
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- You're not from around here, are you?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Home away from home
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
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