Findings:
- Rape committed by women
- Stoned music memories
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't get stuck.
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- I don't want to get over you
- emotions others don't get to see
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't Fear the Fat
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I don't get it
- You just don't get it
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Get a fat lip
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- You don't get a song
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- French Canadians don't speak French
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- cries of men and the shrieks of women
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Cats don't masturbate
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Dead languages don't change
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't read song analyses
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- Old video games don't die
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Don't hold your breath
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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