Findings:

• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Let's just be friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Like A Friend
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• All women are friends
• A Faraway Friend
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends of Narnia
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• To a Friend
• I have lots of gay friends
• Religious Society of Friends
• don't let them scare you
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• our new friend, the ten-foot pole
• Some of my best friends are
• female friend
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Just friends syndrome
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• friend of a friend
• Peter's Friends
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• How to find your new best friend
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Fisherman's Friend
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• There is no friend anywhere
• Don't Vote!
• Man's best friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• false friend
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• Can we still be friends?
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• single-serving friend
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Parting with Friends
• Making Friends
• Machina II/The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music
• Gamera is friend to all children!
• friends for life
• gay friends
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• just friends
• Friends
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• the Justice Friends
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• We were never really friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends with privileges
• the friend zone
• death of a friend
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Wigner's Friend
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Friend pheromones
• Farewell to a Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Friend of the Devil
• I found my friend Broken
• oil-water friend problem
• Outrun a speeding train
• Funeral For A Friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• My best friend, Josh
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• He's a good guy friend
• My Only Friend
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• best friends
• 2 Friends
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Some of my best friends are...
• special friend
• famous circle of friends
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I Don't Vote
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Best friend
• friend
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I just want to be friends
• imaginary friend
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• You and Your Friend
• Don't let me die nervous
• tell your friends
• Friended
• Friends since 6th grade
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Friend division
• Friends with benefits
• friend of Dorothy
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Garfield and Friends
• gay friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• No hair = No friends
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• invisible friend
• Answer: friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Old chestnut: friends
• Don't let the psychos in
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• I have a friend
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Party Rescue Friend
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• a friend of a friend
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument

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