Findings:
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What have you been smoking?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- It could have been me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Names have been changed
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I have just been shot
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Questions we will never have answers to
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- God will punish you
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I appear to have been misinformed
- I could have been Canadian
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Movies that should have been books first
- I may or may not have been naked
- Will of God
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I would like to have emotions
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- Have brain, will travel
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Could I Have Been?
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- And All That Could Have Been
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How long have you been in love with her?
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- you have never been safe
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- it's God's work to have us fail
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- What Would God Do?
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- You stole what they would have given you
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- What pornos would have us believe
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have no faith in your God
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- I know I have been dreaming
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I have always been burning
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- The path we have been walking
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- AES may have been broken
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The way things have always been done
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I could have been one of a two
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Have you been a dad today?
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The Battle for God
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- i have been burning for so long
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- He's been places they have not.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- God has no free will
- God's will v. God's plan
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
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