Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "God DAMN I need to pee like a racehorse... hey, man, you're hung like one!"

• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Work like you don't need the money
• hung like a horse
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• You're like a brother to me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• It's almost like you're real
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• I need something like smoking
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• I liked the one with the whales
• A Man Like Putin
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Why I Still Like God
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• like you're blind but still can see
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I wish I could burn like god
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Never look like you're staring
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Half-sour pickle
• love like you don't need the money
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• A man, like a twig
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Jun, Kneller, like Morozova, need outside perspective
• the time I felt like a real man
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Anger, shaped like a man
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Take it like a man
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• I do not like the radio man.
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Head Like a Hole
• I like monkeys
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• like an ashtray
• It's Like, You Know...
• I never thought it would be like this
• Damn the man
• like this
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Everyone likes the Pope
• As You Like It
• breeding like rabbits
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• Like a Dream
• like ships in the night
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• My heart is like the sun
• Why I like New Mexico
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Cake Like
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Would you like fries with that?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• insulting people you like
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I do not like doctors
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• food fight
• Like a Dream (2)
• out like a light
• i like my body when it is with your
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Like
• Trip Like I Do
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• I know what it's like to be dead
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Spies Like Us
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• In like Flynn
• Driven Like the Snow
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Run Like Hell
• Party Like It's 1499
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck

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