Findings:

• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You, standing
• What the hell do you want?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• What I want from life
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• All I can do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Where do you want to go today?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Can God lie?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• He can
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There is something we can do
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Why males have nipples
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• What Would God Do?
• I do not want to talk
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Why do you want to get married?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Do you want to get slapped?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I can do shit with my legs
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Know How, Can Do
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do what you can as you do
• What do you want, a cookie?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• What I really want to do is direct
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Do what you have to do
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do you want a kitten?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Can I have a light?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You can do anything
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I can quit any time I want
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• If you can say something nice, do
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I can do much better than this
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• What do you want to see happen?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?

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