Findings:

• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• if you have had your midnights
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Questions I have had today
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I was once young and had a home
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We have had enough of your beige
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I have had enough of Survivor
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I have to catch myself around you
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Talking to Myself
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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