Findings:

• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• At least he was gentle
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• he was a punk poet himself
• That's Just How He Was
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• More than he was willing to give
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• some say he was never here at all
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He Was Only Joking
• He was found
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I was told you were very pretty
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• making certain he was touching her
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Give a flying fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• fuck all
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you money
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• fuck u (user)
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• fuck you, migraine
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Fucked up ways to die
• fuck you!!! (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck your god
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• fuck me and marry me young
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters

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