Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Here's to all the people who have made my life so interesting. I never asked your names."

• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Using a command line
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who don't smoke will never die
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Know your pets
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• some say he was never here at all
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Type A blood
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Here All Alone in Silence
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• We never asked to be babysitters
• People Are Alike All Over
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• we all float around here
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• If You Have to Ask
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• All I have left to lose
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• not all people pay taxes
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• In all that you never were
• We all float down here
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• these are the wolves who run all night
• Hickory Wind
• when all the white horses have broken free
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Missing all the wrong people
• all living things must above all else have hope
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• All the fairies have gone
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Born, never asked
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I came out here to remember it all
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• And All That Could Have Been
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Were you here at all?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• All the Names
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• we can all just be around other people
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again

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