Findings:

• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• You know you want me, baby!
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• They want me for a focus group!
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• February wants me dead
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• The smoke turned into rain
• You want me to become what?
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I want your hands on me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I want you inside me
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• When you want me and how you want me
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• seal clubbing
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• She only wants me for sex
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• a baby seal walks into a club...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• send() and recv()
• Follow me if you want to know.
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• want me like time
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Run and turn into butter
• hey baby (user)
• words hiss into me
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I remember the old tree laughing, as I leapt into the sky
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Across the River and into the Trees
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Watermelon hookah
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• the night absolutely into me
• Into the Trees
• things you can't turn into poetry
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Turn not towards me
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• I wanted you to want me
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They Don't Want Me
• You say you want to help me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• She only wants me for tech support
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Baby I'm-A Want You
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Want You to Want Me
• Baby Wants Gravy
• How Do You Want Me?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Let me dream if I want to
• Kiss Me Baby
• Beanie Baby
• Baby oil
• Muppet Babies
• The dancing baby
• Coney Island Baby
• Tinker the baby T-Rex
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• baby powder
• Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier
• Baby Jake (user)
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Staring down babies
• Baby Igor's Song
• Tormenting babies
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater

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