Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hey California, we're cold as hell, but we got ways to entertain ourselves"

• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Every Which Way but Loose
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• We're one, but we're not the same
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• War is hell but men like it
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Kicking My Way Down To Hell (category)
• Hey Pocky Way
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• The Way We Were
• and we're already on our way
• We were strangers for way too long
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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