Findings:
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the American flag got raped
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- How many elephants
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How Pac-Man got his name
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Elephant Memory Systems
- Elephant
- Elephant penis joke
- elephant graveyard
- pink elephant
- white elephant
- Elephant and Castle
- African elephant
- Indian elephant
- Sea elephant
- Water elephant
- The Fifth Elephant
- Elephants, Grapes & Pickles
- The Lion, Jupiter, and the Elephant
- elephant gun
- Tell me a story about elephants
- elephant seal
- Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
- Misuse of Elephant Telephones
- Surah 105 The Elephant
- hamsters named elephant
- Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee
- elephant wire
- Melancholy Elephants
- The Elephant Man
- Are you real elephants?
- elephant ears
- Jumbo the Elephant
- Elephant Walk
- Elephants can't jump
- elephant lizard
- elephants are contagious
- The Blind Men and the Elephant
- Jade Elephant
- white elephant sale
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- The Elephant
- Undercover Elephant
- social reality (and cute elephants)
- Audrey and the Elephant
- Year of the Elephant
- Thomas Edison Electrocutes an Elephant
- The Elephant Elevator Operator
- The Elephant Dance
- I glimpse the elephant
- Elephant's foot
- Mad Gab's Elephant Lube
- The Elephant and Wheelbarrow
- Asian elephant
- Stegodont Elephant
- Elephant Woman
- The Elephant Riders
- Elmer the Safety Elephant
- Elephant garlic
- The Pink Elephant Effect
- War elephant
- Fish and Elephant
- Elephant Rocks
- The Elephant Vanishes
- The Democratic donkey and the Republican elephant
- Elephant Parade
- Lucy the Margate Elephant
- elephant (user)
- Elephant's Gerald
- Pad elephant
- Don't Think of an Elephant
- White Elephant (user)
- Hills Like White Elephants
- Elephant jokes
- Elephant Bird
- Elephants Dream
- Elephant grass
- war elephant (user)
- Dreaming Elephants
- How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
- Elephant in the room
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
- Shooting An Elephant
- paper elephants
- a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
- North African Elephant
- Cage The Elephant
- The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
- Imagine there is no elephant
- elephant funeral
- looking at an elephant through a kaleidoscope
- Water for Elephants
- 1600 white elephants
- y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
- You Really Got Me
- I got the babel fish!
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- I've got the Internet
- Got to buck
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Got Beer?
- The Statue Got Me High
- I've got a little list
- You've Got Stalkers
- The one that got away
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
- Everything got me fired!
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- I got pierced
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Have I Got News for You
- Johnny Got His Gun
- We've Got Tonight
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- Amidala Got Back
- Blue Got Up
- Why I got my tattoo
- Got root?
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- I got a good feeling!
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- You've got another think coming
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- Got prostate cancer?
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
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