Findings:

• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• How the American flag got raped
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• How many elephants
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• How Pac-Man got his name
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• Elephant Memory Systems
• Elephant
• Elephant penis joke
• elephant graveyard
• pink elephant
• white elephant
• Elephant and Castle
• African elephant
• Indian elephant
• Sea elephant
• Water elephant
• The Fifth Elephant
• Elephants, Grapes & Pickles
• The Lion, Jupiter, and the Elephant
• elephant gun
• Tell me a story about elephants
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• elephant seal
• Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
• Misuse of Elephant Telephones
• Surah 105 The Elephant
• hamsters named elephant
• Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee
• elephant wire
• Melancholy Elephants
• The Elephant Man
• Are you real elephants?
• elephant ears
• Jumbo the Elephant
• Elephant Walk
• Elephants can't jump
• elephant lizard
• elephants are contagious
• The Blind Men and the Elephant
• Jade Elephant
• white elephant sale
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• The Elephant
• Undercover Elephant
• social reality (and cute elephants)
• Audrey and the Elephant
• Year of the Elephant
• Thomas Edison Electrocutes an Elephant
• The Elephant Elevator Operator
• The Elephant Dance
• I glimpse the elephant
• Elephant's foot
• Mad Gab's Elephant Lube
• The Elephant and Wheelbarrow
• Asian elephant
• Stegodont Elephant
• Elephant Woman
• The Elephant Riders
• Elmer the Safety Elephant
• Elephant garlic
• The Pink Elephant Effect
• War elephant
• Fish and Elephant
• Elephant Rocks
• The Elephant Vanishes
• The Democratic donkey and the Republican elephant
• Elephant Parade
• Lucy the Margate Elephant
• elephant (user)
• Elephant's Gerald
• Pad elephant
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• White Elephant (user)
• Hills Like White Elephants
• Elephant jokes
• Elephant Bird
• Elephants Dream
• Elephant grass
• war elephant (user)
• Dreaming Elephants
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Elephant in the room
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• Shooting An Elephant
• paper elephants
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• North African Elephant
• Cage The Elephant
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Imagine there is no elephant
• elephant funeral
• looking at an elephant through a kaleidoscope
• Water for Elephants
• Got Milk?
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble

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