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• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• By day I praised you
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• by any means necessary
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I got hit by the pizza man
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• The days gone by
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Stand by Your Man
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• You're too young to be so old
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• A by the book technical support call
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Day by Day
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• call by call
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Days go by
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• avalyn by day (user)
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• No place I'd rather be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• A Jared by any other name
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Call by name
• Call by value
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Call by reference
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call by value return
• Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I don't need to be loved by you
• The lost man by the wayside
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Call by need
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• call by result
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Could man be drunk for ever
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• It doesn't get any better than this
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The man who refused to be King
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Be your own man
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I will be your young sinner
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Hot pursuit
• Rebeca Martinez
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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