Findings:

• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• you're all really really boring
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to the moon
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Jesus is all I need
• I'm All You Can Think About
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You're All Alone
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• All Hell
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• I'm Going Home
• People who are going to hell
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm Going Crazy
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• abandon all hope (user)
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• All the burdens so brown and heavy

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