Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Being a dickhead
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• don't care
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• honey badger don't care
• I don't care what color your computer is
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm not racist but...
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Fuck them all but the six
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't care didn't care
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Dreams Don't Care
• I don't care about the air
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• but don't take my word for it
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• and but so
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• But lately, I've been too tired to care

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