Findings:

• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Aw, shut up!
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Now I'm Nothing
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• hell is now love (user)
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• People who are going to hell
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut up and jump
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• now I'm down in it
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Shut up and drive
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Thumbs Up going down
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Shut up, Little Man!
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• I'm going to the moon
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• "Shut up," he explained
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Shut up
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Shut up, wesley!
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Put up or shut up
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Going against the grain
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• grind up the loins
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public

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