Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm looking at you, Patrick Carnes, but there are plenty of others and even some real misinformation in different 12-step programs"

• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• 12-step program
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• reverse 12-step program
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• There is a different time scale
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• There is no god but God
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There is no dream but this.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• The women are different over there
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Even better than the real thing
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• but are there horses?
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• same same, but different
• There but for the grace of God go I
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• different but equal
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Being a dickhead
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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