Findings:

• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• No one belongs here more than you.
• A better model than the one at data general
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Two heads are better than one
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Rebeca Martinez
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tickling is better than sex
• A modem is better than nothing
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Better Than Bouillon
• better than a living will
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Trust No One
• Dry bones can harm no one
• I'm No Fool
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Things that are better than sex
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• No My Car Day
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Im No Writer (user)
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Why cats are better than dogs
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• better than Radiohead
• A determination to do better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• One Less Car
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Two girls; one car
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• leave it better than you found it
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Some Days are Better than Others
• I'm flier than a seagull
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• all other times are better than 6 am
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I'm fine no really
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I'm no good at enigmas
• Original better than the sequel
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• I'm no Socrates
• Better safe than sorry
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• better than the best
• better than 2 (user)
• better than natural
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• for() is better than while()
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• You aren't better than human
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• better than half my insides
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• I'm scared of my car
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• What can be better than that?
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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