Findings:

• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• I'm not homophobic but...
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• But thanks for playing
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm pregnant
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Being a dickhead
• Asking
• asking for the earth
• I Keep Asking
• Asking good questions
• How it is that we stop asking questions
• Song for the Asking (user)
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• asking for it
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• Asking Somebody Out With German Modal Particles
• my garden for the asking
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• you could be asking questions
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• butt log
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Fell, But Tried
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.

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