Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm pretty sure a hell of a lot of noders here are above 18, but whatever"

• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not homophobic but...
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• pretty, but
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• I'm just here for the candy
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not sure
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• man, there sure are a lot of stories
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• here, but not here
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not racist but...
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Charmed, I'm sure
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• i'm here. are you here?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Pretty Sure
• well im sure (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Being a dickhead
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But who nodes the noders?
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• War is hell but men like it
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Still Here
• I sure as hell believe in hell
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Hell Below/Stars Above
• October 18, 1999
• Genesis 18
• 1 Chronicles 18
• 2 Chronicles 18
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Chuck D's 18 Reasons why 2Pac is alive
• JLA #18
• Editor Log: September 18, 2000
• Dream Log: September 18, 2000
• September 18, 2000
• The Jungle Chapter 18
• ABC of Anarchism Chapter 18

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