Findings:

• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not racist but...
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not very cool
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Being a dickhead
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm Your Fan
• imm
• I'm
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm in this for the long haul
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not drinking any more
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• hard up
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Things people put up their butts
• I'm Glad
• I'm not sure
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Im Elvis (user)
• It's very hard to destroy the Universe
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• So. Central Rain
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• Im-
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I'm a little ICBM
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Treating addiction is hard, but treating chronic pain with addiction is harder
• My Very Own Fight Club
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• i've worked very hard to become so
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• IM
• To Fight Aloud is Very Brave
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm sorry
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm with the band
• I'm embarrassed that I know this

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