Findings:
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- They don't know what I've done
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- i've done nothing lately
- Jobs I've Had
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Neatest trip I've had
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I've had you here before
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm No Fool
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm fine no really
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm no good at enigmas
- Don't be an IM phantom
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm no Socrates
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm no Whitman...
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm No Angel
- you had to be there
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Im No Writer (user)
- I'm Not There
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm not drinking any more
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- There's no point unless you make one
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- We had no bait but our tongues
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- Allah Had No Son
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Being a dickhead
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- been there, done that
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I Had No Right
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- They Had No Poet
- When I was young Time had no wings
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