Findings:

• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I love you but I have to let you go
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Love the One You're With
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• you're all really really boring
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• But can a robot love.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• like you're blind but still can see
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Mr. T ate my balls
• eternity would be boring
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• boring beige box
• Why StairMasters are boring
• Boring Boy (user)
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• boring PC-like cases
• Wayne Boring
• Boring, Maryland
• David Boring
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Boring Basalts
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Boring old fart
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try

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