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• Let's get just one thing straight
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• You just don't get it
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Rape committed by women
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• teacher's aide
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• One Writer’s Beginnings
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Shower Kletic
• i am no one (user)
• i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
• I say I am
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You Don't Say
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
• The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I am well. And you?
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• i just want to know who i am
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't say no
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't say the B-word
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Stoned music memories
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• why don't you just?
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Things That Don't End Well
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am a minority of one
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• i am an english teacher
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I just don't know when to quit.
• class one lever
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Love the one you don't need
• Just don't expect me to understand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't let the psychos in
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• "Don't worry," he says
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• i am just a simple buddhist monk
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• don't spend it all in one place
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You Say You Don't Love Me

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