Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Words that only have one context
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One up
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• made up of wires
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• because I have given up any care
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Have you tried rebooting?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Have One On Me
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• And then one day you wake up
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• People have fucked up before
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have one whole anus
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I could have been one of a two
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• what real progress have we made?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• These go to eleven
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• grind up the loins
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Animals that should not have been domesticated

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