Findings:

• That I Would Be Good
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They knew what our pain would be.
• That Would Be Enough
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• How To Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• be good to each other
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Evil be thou my good
• eternity would be boring
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Where would America be without Canada?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• TV can be a good thing
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• How to be a good customer
• How to be a Better Person
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If you would be seated
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• That would be me
• You're too good to be human
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Just to see what it would be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Short can be good! (document)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• How Should A Person Be?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you would be so kind
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Be Good Johnny
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You mean the me that you would be
• Good products can be produced.
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Exes can be good things
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• good reasons to be content
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Mind without body
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• The Be Good Tanyas
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• How to be a good evil villain
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It will be good when I am leader
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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