Findings:

• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• The drummer always gets laid
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• marxists get crazy laid
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl

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