Findings:
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- The drummer always gets laid
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- marxists get crazy laid
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I didn't change anything!
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- didn't
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- I wish I didn't live in the city
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- We Didn't Go to Harvard
- I Didn't Know
- We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- The cathedrals that didn't fall down
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- I Was the Loner of Paradise Valley
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- i didn't fall in love; i grew in love
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The drugs get you ready
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- Get drunk on History
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Get my groove on
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- get a wiggle on
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Let's Get Killed
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- get well card
- Get used to it
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
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