Findings:
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
- How to tell if you need new tires
- You don't need a reason to cry
- We Don't Need the Men
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- with the things you don't need
- Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- Don't Tell Alfred
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Do I really need Linux?
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- We don't need no education
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't Tell a Soul
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- Don't Need Love
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Being a dickhead
- All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- What you really need to know about Everything
- Show, don't tell
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't tell me everything
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Work like you don't need the money
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don't tell me about her
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Don't tell mommy
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- I don't need a punchline
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Don't Tell Me
- love like you don't need the money
- Don't ask don't tell
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Five Superheroes we REALLY need
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- Is another gas station really what we need?
- I don't need to be loved by you
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Information you don't need
- Love the one you don't need
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't try this at home
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- you don't want to know
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Don't hold your breath
- French Canadians don't speak French
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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