Findings:
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Stoned music memories
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- A reason to drink
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't have any real problems
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- no one rules if no one obeys
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- I don't see like you
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
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